Dis iz bennee heer. Hay, I finallee gottud sum new furnichur. Been redekorateen lyke krayzee. And itz funnee, but it luks lyke da place got biggur. (Yew kin see da diffrunc by lukkin at da pichur onna bullitin bord.) Deres still lotsa catnip. Lots and lots. Funfun games an gudgud moosik, too. Well, dats all I haf tew say rite now. Gotta git bak tew wurk inna garden. (Yew kin vizut me dere by clikkin onna window.)
Hay, I gottud sum gayms!! Yew hafta klik onna gaym cabnet tew find most uf dem, but sum ar inna den. Sum ar hard fur me tew dew, I kant mayk no brijus befur da masheen duz, I fink dat gaym is broke. But da wurmz ar gud an yew doant need ta see TED [The Evil Doctor] fur doze wurmz, no pill ur shots ur nuffin. Da asturoyds iz fun, but my sekritaree izunt fast enuff tew blow up all uv dem. An I still haffunt got Rustee's fays bak togeffur onna Slidur puzzul. Eneeway, haf fun. Memfur, ya gotta klik on stuff!!
Oh, yeah, an DOAN BRING NO FLYS IN HEER!! (Onlee da visiturs wif Netskape hafta wurree abowt dis.)
Yur pal,
Benny
P.S.... I got a nu rume an I need sum help. It's da TV rume, ware yew kin wach BDTV. Problum iz, I dont haf eneefing tew wach, sept da catcam. If yew want to haf a show uf yer own, just klik on da liddul tv set.
