stop the music
Weddurs to Weesaviowet
- On Sateddee, Ize gotted dis weddur fwom my Sammee. It had de kar wif it:
"Deer weesa,
"I hoap ya lykz da karr. Yer ole wun was gittin a liddle durty, an I iz givin wun like it awaie, sos I hadd da noo wun custum maid jist fur youse. It costed lotsa toonas, beleef yew mee, butt youse izz wurth itt, yew buttyful kiteygurl yew. Drife carful, an done goe two fasst, cuz itz a Furrarry speshul moddle bilt fur spead!
"Sea yew laiter, liddle sweaty gurl.
"Yer bigg hunk uff kitymussle, Samie"
Now, kitteez iz sayen my new nanner kar iz stowen. I doan beweev it fur wun minit. Sammee wud neffur dew dat.
Wen dis fing started owt, I neffur hurd uv Otto. Now, Ize gitten menny leddurs fwom my fwens abowt him. I will share dem wif yew az I get dem.
- Dis caym in de mayl chus tewday. Wut a bad wukkin karactur dat Otto is.
- I am sew upset! Otto wuz my first date...and and now I find out he's ben
daten 3 other kittiez...and and his pricture is on a wanted poster and
and the yellow car u hav in yer garage is hot! It's been stolen! I am
sew upset! He gave me chocolates and then I find out he also gave them
to Widgy! And she got efen mor stuff from Otto than me! Sob Sob
Sabrina (I thought he luved me!)
Dere weesa,
I jist wanted to tel ya abowt my wunnerfurl new boykat frend naimed Ottoe. He is allso a frend of Sammey's and has soled him lots of gud furnitchure at a furry cheep pryce. He allso sended me a BIGG box of canndie with toona filings and I have eeten most uv them. I hafta watch mi figgure tho, becuz I am gonna playe Snow White in the CLAW play in Awgust an I want my kostoom to fit gud...butt not too gud. Tee hee! Hurd you got a new car. Kin I come ofurr an see it an mabey ride in it?
Yer kittygurl frend,
Widgy
Dearest Weesa...
I kinda like Otto - he's a kool kitty! He only has 2
or 3 girlfriends per car! But where is the little dude? I haven't seen
him since the weekend, and I'm gonna hafta talk to some private
investigators! Follow that cyber-convertible!
Luv, your pal,
Yvette
P.S.
How' s the wed-wink plans coming?
Dat Otto furguy dun dumpeded me fur a skinner furfemale. He sez dat I look lik one of dem
hedgerrhoggz and iff Is ain't got no tooonas, I gin get along wif myself aloneeee.
OOOO Wooooe is me.
Gilly Gorgonzola
- Weesaviolet,
Why are you, and all the others, all saying such horrible things about my dear, sweet Otto?? He has been so good to me. He gave me candies, and toonas, and even a big "sparkly" thing...that I tried to eat, but couldn't! Then "Sweet Baby" took it and put it with his big stash of goodies that he steals from our mommy all the time. I can show you a picture of all the goodies if you want me to. I even have a picture of me and Otto on one of our dates! He has such a beautiful car! I know he loves me truly..and only me! Why are you all pretending that you are going out with him too? Otto is MY love!!
Kelli
PS You should read "my diary". I tell all about our dates and our "true love" in that. I just hope no one ever finds it...
Katt here, Katt Sass, Private Eye.
I been doing a little investigating about this Otto caper. Your right,
Weesa, there are some strange things going on here. I been over to
Sammy's club and checked things out. Yes, that new stuff that Otto gave
him has a certain smell about it but Sammy's an OK guy and I don't think
he would do anything really bad. He just wants to get the Queen to let
him be. Nothing so terrible about that, not if you've met the Queen
that is and I have!
I tried to talk to Benny on the phone. He seemed upset about something.
Has ol' Queeny Babe been bothering him too. Once she gets a bee in that
silly looking bonnet of hers every body gets bit. If he's Sammy's friend
he must be an OK guy too. I'm a pretty good judge of character you
know.
I been working real hard on this caper and I have to admit it's the
toughest case I've ever had. I'd appreciate it if you would keep a
sharp lookout for me and report any funny stuff.
So you got the first Oscat eh. That's really nice, I'm sure you
deserved it. By the look of things it may be the last. I hope you keep
it in a locked cabinet. Can't be too careful these days.
Oh there's the phone. I hope it's one of my contacts with some news.
By now
Katt
Leo wants to say a few words -
Meoow Weesa
I just want to let you know that you can trust Katt. He is a very good
detective. I checked him out pretty thouroughly before I rented him the
appartment.
I met Bensbly when I took a little trip to New Zealand on my scateboard.
Other than he dresses funny, I thought he was OK
--
Purrs
Your Paw Pal
Meoow Weesa
Leo
My dear lisaviolet,
Hello. I am Otto's Aunt Daisy. He is very busy but wants you to know that he
is constantly thinking of you. He would like me to get the box that he left
you because he needs some of those important papers. I hope that you will
give it to me quickly. Otherwise, I 'll have to drop by your cathouse and
have a chat with your mother about toonas.
Mundee, Joon 30, 1997
Otto sends his love.
Sincerely,
Daisy
Wet mee tayk diz oppurrtoonatee tew wet yew no, I doan haf no pakaj fwom Otto. I neffuur effun hurd fwom him.
{days later......}
Oh, my, I heerd du most awfuwwest fing!!! Benny is a suspect!!! I wukked fur moor infurmayshun, but I cudunt fynd enny. But I did see dis messug dat Benny lef at de syte fytes fur Dorissimo's Domain!! Oh, my, ware did Benny effur git aw uv dem toonas? He duzunt danc dat much. I am fuwwee wuwweed!!!
