Yesturday, I had anuvver advenchur, I findud anuvver finking spot.

Saturday nyte we had lots an lots uv rayn. It rayned furry hard in jus a kuppul uv howers. Meowmie told paw dat da rayn gage had almos tew an a haf inchus. Den dey gotted dresst an wen in da metulmonstur an wuz gon fur a longlong tyme. Wyle dey wuz gon, I wuz abul to find anuvver hidy spot. Aftur dey kaym hoam, I didunt show dem my playc ryte away, I hadda mayk shur dat no uvver kittees kud git up dare wif me. Paw caym inna bakyard an startud tew run da fing dat da waddurmonsturs come owt uv an he gotted a big poopscrapy fingy an startud tew scrayp up lots an lots of da durt dat had washed down by da pool frum all uv dat rayn da nyte befur. Wen he wuz dun, he went in da hows wif meowmie an I wen tew my new hidy spot. Den meowmie lukked owt uv da dore an saw me. Oh, boy. Heer we go agin. She skweeled efen lowdur dan befur. She wuz so happee, she yelled fur paw to come see me RIGHTNOW. See da pichur at da top uv da payj? Well, I wuz by da top red hand. An I wuz lukkin down tew see ifn I kud find a kwik way down fur wen I gotted rilly hungree. Meowmie came runnin owt saying nobennobennoben!!!!! ofur an ofur. Den paw gotted da laddur an put it onna shop an climbed up tew see me. I sed, come on paw, dere's a easier way ofur heer!!! An runned tew da uvver syde uv da ruuf. Meowmie runded tew and she wuz yellin an yellin an genrully beyun furry silly. I started tew jump onna fence an she sed NOBENNOBENNOBEN eefun lowder an kwikker dan befur. Paw bringed da laddur ofur, but I jumped onna fence (see da bottum red hand) befur he had a chance tew git me. But, cuz uv da fence fingy dat keeps uvver kitties owt, I kudunt git bak in my yard. Sew, I jumpt inna yard wif da naybur dogs, hoo wuz insyde dere hows. Den meowmie runned tew ar hows sayin sumfin bowt shoos. Den paw yelled "heez inna yard!!" Meowmie stopped an sed in *AR* yard? an paw sed yeah. Meowmie sed "ware?" Dey lukked an lukked an fown me. *sigh* I jus kant git no peec. Enneeway, I climbd owt uv ware I wuz, unner da pool pump an meowmie pikked me up an smurglesmurglesmurgled wif me. She giffed me lots uv kisses an I efun kissed hur bak on hur lips, she lykes dat. Den, still hoding me, we walkt rownd da shop. She wanted tew see how I gotted up dare. Den paw gotted dat poopscrapy fingy an putted durt ware I came bak unner da fence. We walked rownd fur alonglong time an she fot she found a spot, but Paw sed no, dat's not kittee scrachuz.

Den it wuz tyme fur us kittees tew go in an meowmie lukked lyke she wuz finkin furry hard bowt sumfin. Den she sed sumfin tew paw dat made me furry mad. She node how I gotted in my new plays an tol paw. See, da waddurmonsturs dat put alla durt by da pool, taykt lots uv dat durt frum unner da fence. Dere wuz a hole dare an wif a liddul diggen on my part, I wuz abul tew go inna naybur's yard. Den I runrunrunned up da fence, den ofur tew da ruuf. I node ware da hole wuz an dats how I gotted bak in are yard fastfastfast so no doggees cud git me.

Now, I'm just sleepin behynd a chair inna hows. Its kinda kwiut heer, maybe dis spot will dew jus fyn fur a boy dat wants tew fink.

Becuz uv my advenchur, meowmie had been gowin out da dore alot an callin me. Well, dis mornun she heerd a kitty cryin. It didun soun furry happee. She lukked ofur da fens te ware da kittees wif no hoam lif. (she feeds dem in da mornins.) Dare wuz wun kiddee dat wuz lukkin at da pool dat izunt inna groun. Den meowmie heerd a cry agin an sum splashin. DARE WUZ A KIDDEE INNA POOL!! An sinc it was plastik sides wif no laddur ur nuffin an da only wadder inna pool wuz frum da rain, da kiddee cudent git owt. Meowmie ranranran inna ar house ware paw wuz gitten reddy fur wurk. She sed dare's a kittee kat inna pool inna yard behynd us!! an it cant git owt!! Paw hurryhurryhurry putted on his boots, runned owtsyde an lukked inna uvver yard. He kwikly wen inna shop, gotted a laddur an hiz gloves (he memfured bowt catbites frum ar sisfur lonee), put it ofur da fens. I cud still heer dis uvver kittee sayin "help!! help!! I cant stand up an I'm gitten furry tired!! plees, sumbudy help me!!" Den dis kittee tryed tew jump up da syde uv da pool an slipped bak inna waddur. By dis tyme, paw was reddy to jump inna pool an ofur da syde he went. He wuz sayin "its okay its okay its okay" an da kiddee finally stopped enuf fur paw tew cach it. Den paw liftud da cat ofur da edge uf da pool and dat kittee ranranran reel fast tew git away frum dat waddermonstur cage. Paw putted da pool laddur inna pool so if enee uvver kiddee falls in, dey myte haf a beddur chance uv gitten owt. Paw came bak in tew ar yard an putted da laddur away. He told meowmie dat da waddur wuz ofur ate inchus deep an da kittee wud hav drowned and gon tew da brij fur shur if paw hadunt gon ofur dare. Den he telled meowmie tew leef a note on dare dore bowt da laddur inna pool. Meowmie jus called an lef a messuj on dare masheen tawk fingy.

Shee wuz still shaken. She burned paws eggs fur brekfust.

I haf da bes, brayfust paw effur.

Well, I talkt meowmie inta lettun me haf my own payj uv advenchurs. So, weneffur sumfin happuns, I kin rite bowt it heer.

My bigbig joy in lyf iz tew mayk meowmie reulyze wut a gudgud kitty I am. Den she gifs me lots uf smurgles. I lyke dose. I lyke dat stuff she puts on hur lips, tew, its minty an I lyke tew lik it off. She woan let me, doe, cuz sheez frayd I'll start hurkin, cuz it myte make me sik.

My furst venchur wuz ofur a yeer ago. It happund wen meowmie wuz inna waddermonstur fingy. She tayks all uv hur skin off an leefs it onna floor and gets inna dis fing, alone wif waddermonsturs, an shuts da rest uf us owt. Well, I doan wan hur tew git eetud up by dose waddermonsturs, so I wayt in kayse dey rilly start tew hurt hur. Effury once in a wyle, she opuns da door an sez, I'ze okay, liddul Benny, fangu fur pertektun me. Wyle I'm waytun, I smell da skin dat she dropped onna floor. One part uf hur skin rilly smells lyke her an I lyke to role around in it. Sniffin and rubbin my fayce on it. Well, dis one tyme I figgurd dat she wud be okay wifowt me standun gard an I left da room. She lukkt owt an notict I wuz gon. An had I taykt her skin wif me. I hurd hur callin me, but I hadda go inna owt fur a minnit, I thot I heerd sumwun else callin fur my help.

Meowmie told me laydur wut happund. She jumpt owta da waddermonstur fingy and putted on a diffrunt skin. She went thru da howse lukkun fur me an callin my naym. She sed hur hed fur wuz full uv waddermonsturs an sope and she had waddermonsturs drippun all ofur. I neffur hurd hur callin an I jus kept on gowen. She lukkt at da uffur kiddees, cuz dey wuz wondrin how I getted meowmie's skin on me. She jus followed wut dey wuz lukkin at. She hadda runrunrun tew da dore and just az I wuz walkin round da cornur inna owt, (dose dumdogs wuz tryun tew sniff me) I seed meowmie. She skweeled wif delyte tew see me, tew!! She pikt me up, an I fot she wuz gonna smurgle wif me, but she sed "Benny, howeffur did yew git my pantees on yew? Let me tayk dem off uv yew." Den she (an not furry gently eefur) takt hur skin off uf me. An she jus lef me dare, sittun onna grass by myownself. I wuz jus tryun tew help hur.

Well, dat wuz my furry furst advenchur. Now, let me tell yew wut I did tew meowmie las Saturday nyte.

Paw wuzunt hoam, he wuz visitin wif hiz paw, wooz inna hospital kinda fingy. He lef befur we hadda come in, so, meowmie hadda get us all in by herownself. We wuz purrdy gud bowt it, almos effurbuddy wuz in an she onlee hadda git me. Den we eeted dinnur an settuld down. Meowmie wuz wachin dis moofin picher on the talk box fingy, she sed it wuz murder at 1600 or sumfin lyke dat. Well, I got bord an decydud tew haf a liddul fun wif meowmie.

I wentud inna room wif da durdy peepul skin an wen behyd dis big whyt masheen dat gits hot. It has a fingy dat goez inna owt fru a hole inna wall. So, I startud pullun at da fing dat goez inna hole. I pulled at it an pulled at it. Meowmie caym inna durdy skin room and skweeled wif muvverlee delyte wen she seed wut I wuz doowin. She sed yew liddul spit!! Git oudda dare. I gess she wuzunt furry happee wif me, but she wuz talkin tew me. I wached hur moov lots uf stuff rown an wen she lef I lukt an she mayd it much hardur fur me. So, I went an layed down inna hallway onna cool tile. Den I lef again.

I doan no why she started wundrin wut I wuz up tew, but she did. She gottud up frum da sofa an started lukkin fur me. She called me an called me, but I didunt ansur. Den she wented inna durdy peepul skin playce an lukked by da hole. *giggles* I had pulled it outta da hole!! An now I cud git inna owt fru da hole!!! Oh, meowmie wuz skweelin so happee now!! she runrunrund inna uvver room an grabbed da lyte inna toob. She wen inna owt an called and called. Benny!!!! Benny!!! Yew liddul spit ware are yew!?!?!?! She yelled at da dogs, ware'z benny? Dey wuzunt talkin. She comed inna howse an lukked all offur fur me. Behynd sofas, unner tabuls, inna windows, she went inna garage ware Red usta lif an lukked up inna rafters, Oh, Benny!!! ware ar yew!!??!! *giggles* Dis wuz so much fun!!! Den da fone talk fingy ringed an she ansured it. It wuz paw. Oh, my, I wuz finkun, I beddur come up wif a plan befur he comes hoam. An I did. Wen he came inna front door, meowmie waz inna owt, callin me an shynun dat lyte toob onna trees an all arownd da pool. Paw went inna durdy peepul skin room an saw ware I pulled da stuff frum da wall. An he wurked dare fur a liddul wile. Den he went owt wif meowmie an lukked a liddul. Den dey caym bak inna howse an I had my plan all figgerd out an put it inna acshun. Meowmie went inna bedroom an lukked fur me dare. Den she hurd paw talkin tew me. Did yew find Benny? she asked. Yes, he sed. Den she caym inna room wiffa talkin box fingy dat she had been wachun. I wuz onna step onna wall. Rite in front uv hur. Paw sed "he wuz heer da hole time". She sed, "he wuz not". Paw sed tew me "she just gits so wurreed, duzunt she? an yew wur heer da hole tyme". Meowmie sed, "well he haz yew fooled, but he just ran up dare. Heez been hidin sumware."

It wuz fun tew see hur lukkin fur me.

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